You know you're a new mom if...
... you look down in church on Sunday and notice that the knee high nylons you put on with your black pants and shoes are actually navy blue.
... you have worn the same pair of black pants to church for the last month because they are all you have that fits.
... you find yourself swaying while standing and talking to friends --- and you are not even holding the baby.
...you are singing "The Wheels on the Bus" in the shower hoping to entertain the baby long enough to wash the shampoo out of your hair.
...your husband asks you at dinner, "Did he have any dirty diapers today?"
...you find yourself daydreaming about what age your son will be when he grows taller than you.
...you will do just about anything to get your baby to smile.
Not that I would know about any of these from experience...
... you have worn the same pair of black pants to church for the last month because they are all you have that fits.
... you find yourself swaying while standing and talking to friends --- and you are not even holding the baby.
...you are singing "The Wheels on the Bus" in the shower hoping to entertain the baby long enough to wash the shampoo out of your hair.
...your husband asks you at dinner, "Did he have any dirty diapers today?"
...you find yourself daydreaming about what age your son will be when he grows taller than you.
...you will do just about anything to get your baby to smile.
Not that I would know about any of these from experience...
posted by Alyssa at 2:42 PM
1 Comments:
Those were the days! I seem to recall a few more-
...you derive great "gorilla/ape" like pleasure from picking goop from eye lids, craddle cap from the head, buggies from the nose and sock cotton from 'tween the toes!
~Rhea
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